jess disease

When the Pokémon Jess has spread her sicknesses though technology and Air the way to cure of this to contain her or take care of the sickness you have of it

“Oh SHET JESS DISEASE KILL HER”

by Jessfallenangel September 17, 2019

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

Andi: I have four girlfriends! That Russian girl is just a close friend, with benefits, that I just like to talk a lot to, hang out...

Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?

by L. Sosiska September 19, 2019

Ohju Disease

The uncontrollable need/urge to showoff/flex one's belongings.

A: I just bought a new watch, it was $60
B: Hey, I got a new watch too. It was JUST $600
B: Also, the underwear I'm wearing are like, $60 each.
B: I should get some pricier ones, these were kind of cheap.
C: Oh no, this guy has the Ohju Disease.

by Ohju1 September 25, 2019

Piers Anthony Disease

A literature phenomenon in which the first book of a series does so well, and may even be considered a classic, that subsequent books in the series become staggeringly formulaic, to the point where the only difference between it and the last one are maybe location, names of characters, and point in time the story takes place in.

Named for Piers Anthony, author of the Xanth series, one of the most notable instances of this phenomenon.

"I really liked Frank Herbert's "Dune". It was honestly a well written story, its just that his other books got quite... similar afterwards. Same general plot, message, almost everything but the names."

"Ah, so he contracted Piers Anthony Disease?"

"I'm afraid so..."

by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

by L. Sosiska September 3, 2019

hand to mouth disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

Nomm nomm disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a bad case of nomm nomm disease and am overweight.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018