Joe Dirt

A guy who is "wack", lame, trips over himself, smells like poop, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. Can also be referred to as a "Joe" or simple a "Dirt.

What the hell is that guy wearing?! What a Joe Dirt.

by APU JOE April 20, 2009

Dirt Nap

1. To be dead, alt. Taking a dirt nap

2. The act of taking a dump in someones bed while they are sleeping

"Dude, I just gave tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"

1. "He got shot last week, he's taking a dirt nap"

2. "Dude, I just gave Tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"

by BigMan215 January 18, 2012

Dirt People

A derogatory name for anyone that believes in the myth of Creationism in which Adam was created from dust of the Earth, therefore leading to the rest of humanity.

Can you believe Jim thinks we all came from the dirt of the earth? Frigging Dirt People!

by Crichton1982 September 24, 2011

dirante

The essence of cool

man yer cool but not as cool as....DIRANTE!!

by Bob the Builder January 4, 2004

Dirante

the amazing, magnificent, diobolical, cunning, intelligent, remarkable, amazingly talented person

in other words nothing comes close to being like Dirante. he is everything you want to be

i wish i could be like dirante but im a loser...

by Sesshoumaru-sama January 4, 2004

dirt flower

A cat's anus. Can also be used for a human's anus. So called because the poo crusted anus of a cat looks like a dirty flower.

"tell that cat to get it's dirt flower off my couch"

by ZZZIIIPPPYYY May 13, 2005

dirt port

Slang for ass hole. Also known as ballon knot, leather cheerio, etc

She likes the way I tongue her dirt port.

by ShovelheadT September 28, 2008