Pizza Crotch

(noun)- when the area around the crotch is shaped like a triangle; the crotch region resembles a pizza.
Hey Steed, did you see Miranda's pizza crotch?

Pizza crotch is the new camel toe.

by Maggee September 03, 2006
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SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS

An STD contracted from women origionating from Bithlo, FL , who works on Oranage Blossom Trail.
I got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on OBT.
by Booby Bootlier November 07, 2007
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Catholic Crotch Grab

The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.
It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.
by Observer with Experience January 29, 2011
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crotch biscuit

dog treat meant to put on ones crotch out of desperation (usually peanut butter flavored)
Josh couldn't couldn't any so he resorted to crotch biscuits.
by justice93sg September 25, 2010
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Old Man Crotch

A fashion favored by older men where their inseam looses the inverted v shape and becomes more squared off like an inverted u.
I can't believe she's actually dating that guy with the old man crotch.
by Simi Halu October 23, 2008
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Fire Crotch

when your tampon string is too long and you need to cut it or in this case burn it to avoid embarrassment in your bathing suit @ the beach
when you try to cut the string and you have NO scissors or knife and the tampon is already in...what do you do? Turn to a lighter like Dana and light it while sitting on the toilet...the result: a fire crotch!
by Buu Top June 12, 2007
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Rhonda Rotten Crotch

Nick name for a girl that does not change her underpanties daily. Unhygenic female.
Mom to her daughter... "if you don't change your panties every day, you'll be a Rhonda rotten crotch".
by misschattya February 06, 2010
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