Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"

While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.

by Harry bartole May 27, 2022

Clam chop

When one slaps/kicks/punches/karate chops a woman in the pussy/vagina

Billy Ray clam chopped Sally Mae's vagina after he found out she was cheating

by Acrae Mliyah October 17, 2017

Clam chops

Clam = vagina, Chops = face
Clam chops = vagina face

Friendly insult toward your esteemed chaps

Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.

See that ugly bird over there?

Who? you mean clam chops?

by nigeLpredator February 07, 2017

Barnsley Chop

Lock’s ultimate finisher move. Has the ability to knock out friend or foe, bowl over a 29stone man and destroy a cash point.

He was on the wrong end of a Barnsley chop. He didn’t get up for 5 minutes.

by Hellohew September 08, 2021

Barnsley Chop

Northern English slang for a large penis.

Nich will sort you out with his Barnsley Chop

by Barnsley Chop Lover May 04, 2018

judge judy chop

The ultimate exclamation when chopping someone in the throat who is talking too damn much

Boy, if you don't shut your mouth, I'ma "judge Judy chop" you right in the throat.

by Also TJ Bossington September 03, 2017

Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.

1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023