chocolate soil

Chocolate soil: Noun

When your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself.

Oh no! I've just made some chocolate soil and it ain't smelling good!

by InappropriateTankToad November 22, 2016

Chocolate volcano

When brown dookie comes out of your glutious Maximus and you flush the toilet and it clogs up. The toilet starts to spew poop all over the place. Erupting like a volcano.

Dezirae was taking a shit and when she tried to flush the toilet, a chocolate volcano erupted

by Lucky Son March 27, 2016

Chocolate Seal

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.

I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.

by MisterFistee July 26, 2019

Chocolate Harmony

Two black men rubbing their bare butt cheeks together to make a rhythmic sound. Often used as the melodies of Beethoven’s symphony. Originated in the Congo of Africa where big black men would do this as a sign of dominance.

“Do you remember when we watched those black men make beautiful chocolate harmony in the local trailer park?”
“Awww yeah I beat my meat to the sound of that every night.”

by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019

Chocolate Mousse

The act of using diarrhea to style ones hair.

With no hair products readily available, she performed a chocolate mousse.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

Chocolate Eclair

When you are doing anal and right before the man ejaculates he removes his penis. Now gives himself self succ to enjoy and "chocolate" and "cream" covered eclair.

Oh boy I can't wait to head to the girlfriends house tonight! She is gonna let me eat my own chocolate eclair.

by xX_Smiggles_Xx November 25, 2019

Chocolate poptart

Eating this means you eat ass

Nathan loves chocolate poptarts.

by Dom_me_plz April 24, 2019