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Cheese Dispensor 

A condition in which a males penis is so sensitive he ejaculates upon contact with any surface.
Did you hear about the guy who has the cheese dispensor?
Cheese Dispensor by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

cheese grater's perk 

When grating cheese, as you come to the end of the block you find that there is a small piece that you are not able to grate fully due to its size.

As the cheese grater (not the same as cheese grater), you are entitled to consume this tiny piece of cheese yourself.
"I think you'll find that, having successfully grated this gigantic wedge of cheddar, I am entitled to the cheese grater's perk. Good day to you, sir."
cheese grater's perk by C3POwen October 6, 2011

Cheese chamber 

The bathroom, particularly after someone has had a malodorous bowel movement.
Just passed the cheese chamber. You don't wanna go in there, man.
Cheese chamber by blankenschmidt December 19, 2011

Cheese Chicken 

A game played with a group of people at a restaurant that offers complimentary cheese on an item shared by all participants (like a salad). Once the waiter starts placing the cheese on the dish, the first person to say "Enough, thanks" (or "stop!") is the loser.
Try "Cheese Chicken" at an Olive Garden with the salad provided. See how high you can make the pile of cheese!
Cheese Chicken by nklivio September 5, 2012

Cheese Coke 

The layer of cheese that covers your fingertips after eating any cheese flavored tortilla/potato chip.

Occasionaly snorted by a Cheese Head.
Steve: you see that cheese head?

Roman: yeah lets get away from him.

Steve:Why?

Roman:I still got cheese coke on my fingers from those doritos i ate earlier.

cheese-warmer 

The inner part between the legs of a human male, located in between the anus and scrotum. Also called a taint.
Holy shit, that kid just bucked me in the cheese-warmer!

Or

Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.