bum up

Pretty much the same as 'Sucking Up' to someone, except based around the action of giving somebody anal sex.

"I can believe you bum up to him just because he has a nice car."
"Dave's bumming up to Celebrities again."

by Tom Barnes February 14, 2008

[Bum Boogers]

Little wads of toilet paper left in and around your asshole following a dry wipe.

That girl I was with last night had so many Bum Boogers I had to hose her down before she got them on my sheets.

by Pablo Junior December 22, 2008

Bum Doodler

Noun - One who doodles a bum. see Butt Sex
Verb - Bum Doodle (doodled)

I think that bum doodler had his way with me when i passed out last night.

by Deatharc June 2, 2009

Bum's Bidet

A public drinking fountain, in which a bum could clean his or her genitalia, inner buttocks or anus with.

that guy just got a drink of water from that bum's bidet, thats gross!

by Ryan Patrick Cahill December 23, 2008

Bum Love

Verb; The pleasurable, and/or loving act of anal sex.

1). It would be nice to have a bit of "Bum Love" today.
2). Let's make "Bum Love?!"

by Master-007 August 7, 2012

Marmite Bum

When someone farts and their ass becomes sweaty,often used as a piss take of the arctic monkeys song mardy bum.

"Hey there marmite bum,i've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun, and it goes off."

by benaaaay November 3, 2008

bum's dick

to smell really bad

(walks into locker room) "man, it smells like a bum's dick in here.

by jbsmells May 3, 2009