arse biscuits

Something that is completely pants much like biscuits made from anal seepage.

This website is complete arse biscuits.

by Bumfist Pendulum June 21, 2003

queef-biscuit

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

by Douchebag March 11, 2003

Crispy Biscuit

When a whole lot of gay guys get together and jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit with all the man butter inside.

Jon ended up eating the crispy biscuit last night.

by beta917 April 16, 2010

chocolate biscuit

When a woman shits on a mans chest and rubs it in. When the shit is dry the couple eat the flake while haveing sex.

I enjoyed a nice chocolate biscuit with my girlfriend last night.

by Gabriella Smy February 1, 2009

biscuit face

Being a pasty faced snatch

Man, Borstle is a real bicuit face!

by valid December 11, 2003

biscuit grappers

A term invited by Moe Howard (of the 3 Stoogies) to describe human hands.

Keep your biscuit grappers off my stuff

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 21, 2010

Bum Biscuit

This is more specifically defined as accidental excretion in the standing position, where the faeces is squashed into flat pebbles by the buttocks. Assuming that it isnt too sticky and comes away whole, the biscuit may resemble a cookie, a jaffa cake or something bigger. Any identifiable food can prompt the addition to the name

sweetcorn bum biscuits are common

hwang cookies are usually found in seattle WA

by undemocraticarse August 25, 2009