austin

Little boy who is very thiccccc and claims he is mexican. not a ladies man and has small hands.

There goes Austin again eatin oreos....

by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 7, 2019

Austin

Austin is a funny, bipolar guy. He has a world wind of emotions yet knows how to handle them- for the most part. He can be a bit of a horndog at times; but that doesn’t take away from his sweetness. He’s a big goofball and can put a smile on anyones face easily. He may get attached easy so he cautious incase you somehow hate this wonderful guy. He’s the best around, and anyone can love him easily.

Person 1: “Did you see Austin with that girl today?”
Person 2: “Yeah- no surprise there”

by Vert!callychallenged April 28, 2019

Austin

Often a tall,awkward, but amazing 21 year old man. The name given to a person who will marry someone that’s name starts w an A

Austin and Allie got married in 2028

by Judymint December 9, 2019

Austin

Someone who talks in a funny accent and wears boots EVERYWHERE he goes

Boy:did you see Austin?
Girl:Yeah He was really cute

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Austin

A faggot who hunts duck and is a redneck fuck.

Oh that Austin is such a duck hunter

by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018

Austin

A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!

Did you hear that Austin cheated AGAIN?

by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022