austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.

Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021

Austin side burns

side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛

bro that Austin side burns kid has some sick side burns

by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019

Austin, MN

Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.

Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”

Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”

Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”

by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021

Austin

Austin is a very loving and sweet person. He is one of the nicest guy you will ever meet. He is so funny and loves memes. He is a cute little animal.

Austin- woofs
Me-* pets*

by rasberrylollipop November 27, 2022

Austin

Austin, the only man who can make you smile while crying. He’s always there for you no matter what the situation is. His smile can light up your face. His dark brown eyes, they’re just so deep and emotional. His teeth shine when he laughs. His body movements are so dorky yet so cute. He’s very loyal and funny. He makes you feel like the only one he’s got. His style is casual yet flavorful. He likes to wear black with small color pops and most definitely some nice jewelry to complete the fit. His hair is kept together in a nice style- always. Austin is very, very smart. He has a big future and so much more.

i love you austin. i’ll wait however long it takes until we can possibly be together..

by ilyilyaustinlolol November 22, 2021

austin pierce

A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!

Damn, who is that stud fisherman over there? He must be austin pierce.

by Marlin man March 22, 2017

Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024