August 3

a sweet baby girl WITH BITCH ASS FRIENDS WHO SUCK COCK

Person 1: oh I love girls born on august 3rd
Person 2: YEAH BUT SHE HAS BITCH ASS FRIENDS🤨

by anonymous April 21, 2023

August 6th

The day you get to punch someone in the arm day

Freind:punches you*

You: What was that for

Freind: Its august 6th:)

by URMOMSDISHSOAP September 7, 2021

August 1

The day i hate

August 1 is the day hell is born

Hell in august 1

by Meand you finnacry July 26, 2022

August 22

National kiss your crush day

Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘

by AizelAlikai August 21, 2022

August 30

August 30 is ask your crush/anyone out day!

"Hey.. I have something to confess.."
Person: yeah what is it?
"It's August 30th which is ask your crush out day, so im asking you out!"

by kitty21love August 25, 2023

August 10th

International Alli appreciation day

Oh shit it’s august 10th!
All hail Alli

by Bes Mean August 9, 2021

August

August is the name of the most boring people.
They are often not as smart as normal people, and they can have a higher chance of being autistic and weird looking.

-See that weird guy?
-Yeah?
-His name is probably august!
-No doubt!

by Minippman April 23, 2021