HALF-ASSER

Someone who tells you half of the truth

When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser

by applebtm July 14, 2009

Half Mast

When your eyes are inadvertantly half-closed after smoking marijuana.

Dude, you're totally at half mast right now.

by Margu April 28, 2006

one and a half

To only have one and a half testicales

hipmo hehe

Mr Mallinson has one and a half

by hipmo August 06, 2007

Half-Chad

Promotional cardboard stand-up of Chad Knaus. It's design is to accommodate a the edge of a doorway or display stand so that Chad appears to be peaking out from behind it. Many have been signed for fans and used as prizes for promotional contests.

I went to Lowe's for some supplies and what did I see but Half-Chad peeking around the corner!

I'm so pumped; The Half-Chad I won on Twitter arrived in the mail today!

by alpinedigital July 09, 2011

half-smoke

I agree with another definition:
I also know half-smokes as "somewhat spicy smoked sausage(s), usually made of pork and beef." But, I know them as very small about half the size of a normal breakfast link, (which would make it a horrible nickname).

I remember half-smokes from my Elementary School Lunches as a kid.

by Chuck'n'Charlie July 14, 2006

half a homo

A person who is hiding their homosexuality.

A guys who checks out other guys, is a half a homo.

by jaystar March 11, 2003

fucked-in-half

1- Excessively Drunk or Inebriated.

2-Drunk feeling where one "can not differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so one says whatever one feels like."

3-Nothing can stop me drunk

At this point I am fucked-in-half drunk, and want to sleep with basically anything with a vagina.

by Vit0o December 20, 2007