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Art Garfunkel

The tallest 5 foot 9 man in the world.
Art Garfunkel fashioned himself a very impressive handlebar moustache of Paul Simon's hair.
by stingingpaininthebrain May 18, 2022
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cool art

When you google search cool art, and you just have to say wow.
by Wow cool art May 18, 2016
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Box Art

A tattoo in or near the vagina
"Daaaaaamn that stripper had some weird ass box art"
-Dan
by ComputerScienceFaggot November 7, 2016
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martial arts manlet

The martial arts manlet is a minuscule and utterly insignificant manlet, who has, in an absolutely futile attempt at overcoming his insurmountably devastating manletism, hilariously decided that in order to bolster his notoriously fragile self-esteem and in a laughably delusional effort at competing with the towering manmores that terrify him, he should pursue an ill-fated career in martial arts. Closely related to the stubby and microscopic, gym coping manlet pit dweller, the overcompensating martial arts manlet can often be found engaging in mortifying public catfights with other martial arts manlets, throwing a hissy fit after being bullied by other children or crying bitter tears of manlet rage after having once again been soundly and easily defeated by a laughing manmore. Willfully ignorant of the plainly obvious truth that no amount of time wasted by bodybuilding or sparring will change the fact that he is a dwarfishly stunted, elflike and inherently effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison, the Napoleon complex-driven martial arts manlet personifies peak manletism.
Lol, why is that spandex wearing turbo-manlet twirling around beneath that table lamp while blasting Short People over there? I think the silly martial arts manlet is shadow-boxing. Eye of the Manlet. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024
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art buddy 2

art buddy 2 is the second person you got to an art museum with. you might like them more than the first time
jeff: how was your art museum trip
gabriel: im down bad for art buddy 2
by joe_bidome November 29, 2021
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