perky turkey jerky

the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.

friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!

by maestro1623 August 14, 2010

Turkey Neck Sandwich

An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.

I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.

by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012

West Virginia Turkey

Term that hidden gay men use for anal sex with each other of Facebook.

In two weeks Canyon and Avery will be getting some West Virginia Turkeys.

by Straight Jason March 30, 2019

Stanky Turkey Puss

A vagina that looks and smells like a Thanksgiving Turkey that has been left outside for a month.

Man I was knockin the bottom out of Sue and found out she had a Stanky Turkey Puss

by Big Pimpin1 January 3, 2014

turkey in the parking lot

Going outside to smoke a bowl

Let's go chase a turkey in the parking lot

by scorcharific July 30, 2016

Vern Turkey Dinner

When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.

Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.

by FatherVern October 10, 2019

Turkey Tractor Pull

when doing anal sex standing up, the person in front clenches there bum and starts walking around the room.

She Turkey Tractor Pulled me so hard I thought my dick was going 2 fall off

by Mateze December 2, 2010