"hey, have you heard of Jake Hondl?"
"Isn't he that weird fellow?"
"Yeah, and I met him and he kinda is."
"Isn't he that weird fellow?"
"Yeah, and I met him and he kinda is."
by Jake 2008 Honda Civic May 16, 2023
Although A part of jakes definition is that he has a 14 inch penis, Jake artzer is known for his small size and small penis as well. Breaking the record at .5 cm
by Benis peen March 15, 2016
He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.
Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
by Jake Stevens January 02, 2020
A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.
A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!
If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.
But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!
If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.
But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"
Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"
Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."
Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"
Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"
Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."
Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
by Captain fantastic. July 07, 2022
a little midget that goes to knole academy and gets the Mickie taken of him and he is soooo annoying that he would throw things at you and the more you say stop the more he carries on
by George pig July 06, 2018
by George pig July 06, 2018