vagina

the best thing known to man

i fucking worship vagina. i'd like to liv in 1.

by fucksoid April 24, 2005

vagina ketchup

a mixture of blood and semen, commonly found when a male ejaculates into a female while she is on her period

When Sally got off of Harry, she dripped some vagina ketchup.

by MasterBaete March 4, 2008

Vaginal Integrity

when a female is truthful about how many guys have been in her vertical smile

My cousin met a female at the club who said she could count the number of guy's she had been with on one hand but her vaginal integrity was compromised when he found out one hand meant using it numerous times

by da1andonlybigC April 29, 2008

Vagina Uppercut

When a chick is riding someones face so hard that the person gets a bloody nose.

I gave him a vagina uppercut last night!! There was blood everywhere! It was hot.....

by fthea February 7, 2009

Vagina-Bagel

When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.

What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.

by The Deele Real December 26, 2009

vaginaface

A guy that acts very emotional like a girl in a relationship. He worries if his girlfriend doesn't pick up, or text back. He is very attached, and is the girl in the relationship.

Man, he is such a vaginaface! He has already sent me 3 texts about how I don't text him back often.!

Your such a vaginaface. Grow some balls dude.

by HotnSpicy January 2, 2011

Vagina Tag

To walk up to an unsuspecting female and open-palm hit her in the vagina while saying "Vagina Tag Your It!" and then run away before anyone can hit you back.

Daughter: "hey mom what are you *ugh*"
Mom: "Vagina tag your it! Haha loser"

by KimmiElizabeth January 10, 2011