Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
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Get the unicorn urine mug.That one car that you wish you could get back; the one that has given you the most trouble but you love it anyway
My 1999 honda accord 4 door was my car unicorn because even though she gave me rough times she was still the best car i know.
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Get the Car Unicorn mug.A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.
When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn
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Get the Unicorn gaggler mug.When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
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Get the The Funky Unicorn mug.When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
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Get the Unicorn snot mug.That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.
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