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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

did you see that unicorn?
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by twilightsparkle2006@outlook.co July 28, 2017

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead
by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021

Unicorns are creatures of happiness- being unicornical or in the state unicornality means you are equally as happy as a unicorn
You're very unicornical today
by unicorn_1orn June 12, 2018

by Mudhole Queen May 14, 2022

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018

A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period
by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020
