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unicorn

a sweet fluffy cuddly creature that is caring and charming .
did you see that unicorn?
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Unicorning

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead
Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you
by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021
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Unicornical

Unicorns are creatures of happiness- being unicornical or in the state unicornality means you are equally as happy as a unicorn
You're very unicornical today
by unicorn_1orn June 12, 2018
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mudhole unicorn

Country girl that loves riding and playing in mud but is a one of a kind,can't be found,rare.
That girl is the one shes country and rare, no dude that girl is a mudhole unicorn.
by Mudhole Queen May 14, 2022
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Unicorn asbestos

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.

That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.

Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018
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Red velvet unicorn

A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period
"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"
by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020
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