The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.
Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "
by T1ts March 24, 2022
Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.
An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
by Carpetmuncher August 10, 2022
Wiping cum, penis and ballsack on a face all in one day on separate occasions and as part of a challenge.
by Nemodoneit February 08, 2017
by Rizz.xpert December 18, 2022
by Avid-Whooper-Fucker April 14, 2021
When three gentlemen, one white, one black, and one Hispanic, all hold their penises upwards and ejaculate upon a woman's face. References the Golden Corral Triple Fountain.
by Daedric_Fondler February 02, 2014