by Lukeb0,0 November 05, 2018
You see that guy back there with no arms? He was kinda the man.
Did you go to Joes party? Hes kinda the man!
Did you go to Joes party? Hes kinda the man!
by Hazydeth June 13, 2004
When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.
by Kelly Z. November 16, 2006
man moose is ( sperm )
by diamond dave 1964 November 21, 2007
To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.
Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
by michelledomination November 28, 2015
by GeeBird January 24, 2007
A word for semen, nut, sperm, jizm, or ejaculate. The goal of this term is to sound like Mayonnaise as a reference to its colloidal white appearance.
by Da Slut Bagger D - Yea Yea December 15, 2011