Boof-Man

A man who takes another mans confidence and ego away by getting him completely stoned.

"Hey John, I was the Boof-Man last night."

"Oh yeah how so?"
"I got Zach completely stoned he gave me HIS weed!"

by Boof-Man January 25, 2018

queefable man

A man who is capable of a woman's queef

You are a queefable man my friend

by James Armstrong January 20, 2017

mother man

A person who misreads mother Mary and reads: Mother man.

when I find myself in times of trouble mother man comes to me speaking words of wisdom let it be

by Ddubswarriors March 15, 2020

Maryland man

A nigga that cap where there from

For example Christian tried to say he was from dc but his mom said he’s from maryland so he was false claiming so that makes him a Maryland man oh and ronda is fat

by L0r Chase March 21, 2020

Man Sleeves

Compression sleeves worn by elite, professional athletes and ultra incredible people in general who need that extra athletic edge. If you are trying to look and feel uh-mazing no matter what physically demanding activity you are doing, but just aren't sure what to wear, then get a pair. They give you muscle definition even if you didn't know you had any! Don't be surprised if you see these cropping up everywhere and on everyone...from hipsters to debutantes. Popeye has his spinach, Superman has his cape, and you have your Man Sleeves.

Man Sleeves are worn by RG3

by Missster Blackwell July 14, 2013

Man Reading

When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.

Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading

by scher&air February 4, 2012

Man-Nayze

A word for semen, nut, sperm, jizm, or ejaculate. The goal of this term is to sound like Mayonnaise as a reference to its colloidal white appearance.

I gave her a boner-sandwich with extra Man-Nayze!

by Da Slut Bagger D - Yea Yea December 17, 2011