He's totally the sexiest kid in the whole school. I wish I could date him but he's too out of my league. He'll probably never notice me with all of the other girls.
Me: He's totally the sexiest kid in school.
Friend: Don't get any idea he's MINE!
Passerby: NO HE'S MY Majestic Thunder!!!!
Me: HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!
Friend: Don't get any idea he's MINE!
Passerby: NO HE'S MY Majestic Thunder!!!!
Me: HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!
by Lyla Scoles November 21, 2016
by Swaggaliciousness12 December 04, 2015
by Swaggaliciousness12 December 03, 2015
A man’s cock that is so large, that it creates a massive thud when it drops to the ground, hence being a “Thunder Worm”
*Loud thunder noise*
Jimmy: What the hell was that?
Johnny: That was a thunder worm. Biggest cock in the galaxy.
Jimmy: What the hell was that?
Johnny: That was a thunder worm. Biggest cock in the galaxy.
by ButtHairBurrito97 May 18, 2025
by Sbjo March 28, 2024
When you are getting a blowjob and you bust and she swallows it so you thunder punch her in the gut so it comes back up.
Last night my girl blew me and swallowed . And said it did not taste good so I thunder punched so she can taste it again
by Youzbtrollin April 18, 2018