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The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.
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“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him
by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024
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Pedocon theory

The theory that political conservatives are inherently more prone to be pedophiles than other people on the political spectrum.
Roy Moore is proof that pedocon theory is real.”
by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 January 6, 2024
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Burnt Toast Theory

the tiktok name for the butterfly effect, but this time it is only for good thing (for example if something saved your life)
person 1: you'll never belive this! I've burned my toast this morning and was late to work because of it. on the way there I saw a car accisent and from the details of it, if not for that burnt toast, it would have been me!
person 2: its the burnt toast theory!
by Big Shlomi January 7, 2024
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Oscar Theory

When you live in New York and have a December birthday, and somehow you are still in the same grade you would be in if you had an early birthday. This has nothing to do with Oscar the Grouch.
Cooper: Hey Christian, do you know my friend Oscar from New York?
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.
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Pajeet Theory

a Theory which is already proven, that indopaks are in their nature very submissive (mostly uncondentionaly) towards authoritian people or people who have more power then themselfs, even if this person is a very evil one
generic pajeet: „phul sapport for israel saaar“
normal person: „thats the pajeet theory“
by deez nuts chatgpt January 19, 2024
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jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.
Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?
by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024
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Invisible string theory

The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.

This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024
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