Thanatos theory

The Earth is small. Our bodies and vision are smaller. Every second the universe expands and creates new stars, new galaxies, new planets, and new solar systems. With us sharing the same time and space with the universe we are one and connected. Ever since the the supernova that created our solar system and most of the elements that created our periodic table and that includes the elements that create our body. In short we are created by the fragments of a star. As our body ages throughout our lives we grow weaker and weaker. But, the universe is forever expanding. Expanding into what? Well we will never know the true answers to the universe. If the universe is what holds all of creation and all of space and time what is the universe expanding into. The best possible guess is, nothingness. The universe is expanding into a vast empty space of nothingness, no age, no color, no dark, no light. IF we were able to cross the border between space and nothingness what would happen. There are two (probably more) possible outcomes.

1. We cease of age , since we are no longer connected to the space and time of our universe we are nothing and cease of age and pain.
2. We cease to exist, when your are across the border of our universe and nothingness, since the existence of nothingness is there we escape our own existence as well. Your body, and even your own soul will cease to ever exist.

The thought of nothingness.
by theregoesthanatos November 12, 2020
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red’s theory

when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.
“Have you gone to Red’s”

“Yeah, the Red’s Theory is definitely real”

“Oh yeah, definitely”
by shustudent1 October 06, 2021
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Pedocon theory

The theory that political conservatives are inherently more prone to be pedophiles than other people on the political spectrum.
Roy Moore is proof that pedocon theory is real.”
by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 January 06, 2024
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Kissing Theory

Three steps to check why a guy is still prude.
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature
Yo, use the Kissing Theory to kiss a girl
by Iqrathestrippa May 14, 2020
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Printer Theory

The concept that, in any given conversation about the price of warhammer models, someone will say "printer go brr" or some other statement about their use of a 3d printer.
"Wow these models are really expensive! $75 for 100 points!"
"Printer go brrr."
"Ah, classic printer theory."
by danceinthewind March 17, 2022
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The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.
Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.
by CoaltownBrown January 03, 2023
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Dual Gene Theory

Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?
Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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