LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment

A moment/event which is so unfortunate or tragic, due to which, even if a person commits suicide, it's completely understandable.

Tim: I was working on my essay since two hours straight, and I took a break for 'bout 2 minutes. That's when my mum walked in, and she thought, I was lurking this all time around! I
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!

by Internet Human January 27, 2017

Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025

suicide attack

Its what a suicide bomber does.

Nearly always a act of terrorism.

Because of the consequences dying he cant get in jail.

Person 1: You know 9.11?
Person 2: Yeah wasnt it a suicide attack
Person 1: Yup probably to avoid the consequences
Person 2: Such a pussy!

by rakiminki November 14, 2019

Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.

My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐

by Iworryaboutlife February 4, 2023

suicide

suicide is like a big monster that can swallow someone whole if they dont try to fight it back. suicide is when someone forgets their self worth. they forget how important they are. they forget what it means to fear death. they more then likely hate themselves. they hate life. they hate the bullying. they hate people and society in general. i am one of those people. i know how much it hurts.

person: im sad...
society: get over it.
person: i hurt myself on purpose...
society: attention seeker.
person: *commits suicide*
society: oh. they should have said something

by im in pain :) January 11, 2022

Suicide High

Another name for Kitscoty high school that started in the 90s for obvious reasons

I grew up in Suicide high

by YMIsoAwesome July 14, 2022

The "perfect" suicide

the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.

I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide

by Derpy_berger July 21, 2022