A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020
Get the Speed Bumpmug. by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019
Get the SPEED BUMPmug. by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
Get the a bump in the roadmug. When you start fisting a girl in her pussy and then, with your other free hand, start fisting her up the asshole until your two hands meet inside her resulting in a "fist bump"
by fistbumper420 August 20, 2022
Get the Fist bumpingmug. Me and and the bros always thumbsy-bump at the end of a party. Last night me and kyle did a frontwards thumbsy-bump, our dicks touched but no homo.
by Thumbsy-bumper June 19, 2019
Get the Thumbsy-Bumpmug. A band from Portugal, five dumbasses making noise and getting kicked out of every single establishment.
The vocalist passes out every gig
the bass player always wants to start a mosh pit
the drummer gets naked in every single show
and the two guitarists look like to statues in a Christmas tree.
The vocalist passes out every gig
the bass player always wants to start a mosh pit
the drummer gets naked in every single show
and the two guitarists look like to statues in a Christmas tree.
by Catipanga August 31, 2023
Get the Bumpsmug. by DisasterWeenie July 28, 2019
Get the Bumping Parasolsmug.