Squawk block

A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.

Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.

Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?

Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.

Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?

Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!

Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.

by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016

Tok Blocked

The act of disrupting and otherwise ruining your child's repeated attempts to record TikTok videos 24 hrs a day.

I just tok blocked her by throwing out a peace sign in front of the camera everytime she was about to finish her video

by Reyalp411 May 28, 2019

Block Head

To describe someone who is arrogant and has a square head.

Look at Wafiq(massive cunt) , he is such a block head

by SHAKEMTITIES January 3, 2018

Caps Block

When you forget that you have your caps lock on, and end up typing stupid-looking messages through IMs/forum posts/ etc.

When people have Caps Block, it looks a little like this:
i JUST AM SO ANNOYED AT everyone USING CAPS LOCK. wEIRD-OS.

by Just Informing You January 18, 2011

cluck blocked

To be cock blocked by a chick.

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"

by LemonLion October 31, 2013

Brill-blocked

When a young couple is sitting on a park bench and about to make-out; however, due to the old lady who just sat down next to them, first base is unable to be attained due to a comment made by the old lady, embarrassment, etc.

We had a great date. He bought me dinner and we walked around the park, but unfortunately we got Brill-blocked.

by MUNstar September 25, 2012

like-block

when you're about to like a comment on a social media site but a new comment is posted, shifting all previous comments upwards and forcing you to like a different comment.

"I was about to like your comment about Java but Jonah like-blocked me."
"Yeah, I saw his post. That's cold-blooded."

by -1812- April 26, 2014