shaking a bottle of baja blast and then shoving it up someones ass and then opening it while its inside
by uyeeur December 15, 2021

A sexual move, before climax, slap your partner's face, then ejaculate all over them. Not to be confused with Cyclops' mega optic blast, the X-Man Cyclop's special move in Marvel VS Capcom
Tina: I broke up with Jim yesterday
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!
by Farqunglu June 4, 2016

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb
by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017

Yo all you have to do is buy her that KFC 5 dollar fill up box and then she'll let you fill up her blast basket.
by Slapu90 August 22, 2017

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
by Jamon IX October 3, 2013

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.
Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!
Guy 2: man you nasty.
Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!
Guy 2: man you nasty.
Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!
by Finkykuck November 21, 2016

by Nowaygo May 25, 2025
