squirrel

The act of being distracted, drawn away from something

Friend 1: So when and where are we going?
Friend 2: We are leaving at 3pm to go to... (looks to his/her side) OH!! SQUIRREL!!!!

by Hibiki Hanks January 29, 2012

ewe squirrel

edwardo

though they always denies it, they are an ewe squirrel

by willoww33 November 4, 2021

Squirrel

A discreet way to point out a very attractive female.

Doubletake Whiplash worthy

Pl. Squirrels

Ex: "What're you lookin at babe?"

"Oh just the squirrels"

"I got some nuts for that squirrel"

by beadleblazr43 July 2, 2018

Double squirrel

Double squirrel is when a women takes a males erect penis in both ends

( vagina and mouth) then simultaneously grasps the male ball sacks with a considerable amount of force, resulting in the men screaming out loud in pain then followed up by both men punching her in the face.....

Hey boys Josh and me (Evan) fucked this slut up last night after she performed a double squirrel.....

by Up ya bum July 16, 2019

to squirrel it

To eat a large amount before you aren't going to be able to eat for a long time

Before going to the rock concert, one must remember to squirrel it so that they have enough energy to survive the night

by Carly Danger Wilson May 26, 2008

Micro-squirrel

A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.

She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.

by Michelvis August 1, 2017

Squirrel

Squirrel.... like Dave from "Up" probably the award winning "saddest movie" in history
"KIDS GET YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE "UP"! "

"sees a squirrel" "dave shouts"" SQUIRREL!"

by I...love....frogs. August 10, 2021