Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.
by Jacques Asse June 1, 2009
Get the Paris Hilton nipplesmug. The only real comeback to a so's your face. Makes just about as much sense, but it's a triple threat - it's offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase "so's your face".
When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"
At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.
This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.
When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"
At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.
This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.
Person 1: Alright, that's it. You're an unbelievable douche.
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?
Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!
(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?
Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!
(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)
by SomeWhiteNoise December 12, 2010
Get the so's your nipplesmug. N. Extremely long, very disturbing, nipples of a woman. "National Geographic" refering to African tribal women as featured topless in the magazine.
by M. Boogie September 9, 2006
Get the National Geographic nipplesmug. by lil kid fucker November 5, 2021
Get the flying saucer nipplesmug. That nigga nipple water went hard, yo!
Daniel told me he had 68 liters of nigga nipple water in his fridge.
Nigga nipple water is fiyah, yo!
Daniel told me he had 68 liters of nigga nipple water in his fridge.
Nigga nipple water is fiyah, yo!
by Dooderpant February 20, 2023
Get the Nigga nipple watermug. by kilgoretrout203 February 24, 2011
Get the Dick Nipplemug. 