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Bonsai man

A threatening entity that exists in the darkest crevices of your mind. He’s behind you at all times. He enjoys long walks on the beach and Pictionary
Don’t let the Bonsai man consume your soul!
by WeatherSnake May 13, 2021
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man-spading

The art of man-spading is to work on developing a bromance with another guy. You must use your 'spade' and dig if you want a bromance to form.
"I so want this job, but it's going to take some man-spading to win over the big boss"

"I did some solid man-spading in order to set this meeting up. These guys love me now."
by lowrey7 March 22, 2014
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Ohio Man

It’s a type of loser who thinks he is the president of the world but he is just an idiot who can’t get a life and should totally just die
John:Look! An Ohio man!
Amy:what’s an Ohio man?
John:an idiot like ur boyfriend
by Reshakae February 7, 2023
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Paranoia Man

An extreme hypochondriac who thinks every small event could be signaling the end of the world. Wears tinfoil hats frequently and thinks swollen lymph nodes could be grave illnesses. Found frequently around the Baltic Sea, goes by the Hoss in some circles. Never go full paranoia man, could be dangerous.
Look at number 62...he got the wind knocked out of him and is going full paranoia man over the symptoms.
by Baltooo March 10, 2019
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Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.
Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
by michelledomination March 3, 2016
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Asad The Man

Really sexy guy. his Name means Lion. gets all the bitches.
by Asad The Man November 28, 2018
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Rat Man

A guy with rodent-like features, often a skinny brunette
"I'm attracted to Alex Turner"- Maria Galimberti
"Really? But he's such a rat man"
by HousePlantHomicide April 28, 2022
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