Alexander Evans

A really, really short bot. He also isn't funny and he "accidentally" hurts you.

Alexander Evans is a huge bot.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Evan Atkins

a pimp ass broski who’s ex is a bitch but he still tapped that.

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy.

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021

Evan

Evan is a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER and is extremely gentle with women.
He is a handsome guy with sweet shoes.
All the ladies want Evan

(Sarah) Omg did u see Evan over there?
(Jess) Ya i heard hes a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER.

by Eeevvvvaaaannnn52 December 17, 2018

Evan

If your name is Evan you are just an idiot

You: Evan 77+33= ??
Evan:100
You: No, 110 Idiot

by trollllleeeeeerrrrr November 21, 2021

Evan

Evan, the fakest guy ever. He’ll act nice and gentle to really bring you in and then he’ll backstab you. I still love him, but he really hurt me.

“Evan is so smart and funny!” “Yeah but he’s a bitch ever since he became popular.”

by yooooilyrmom October 22, 2022

Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe

"FUCK I stepped in an Evan Grossman"

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

Evan

Deformed piece of shit

“Evan you’re so selfish and deformed. Fuck off.”

by AnonymousTaliTali July 4, 2020