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Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.
“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”
by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022
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Disease

Disease meaning: a type of bacteria that is harmful and if not treated it may result in Death.
Hey I got a disease…
THEN GO AND GET THAT CHECKED UP!
by ALonelySprinkle February 9, 2022
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Steve-o disease

when you get ill but the only symptom is you sounding like Steve-o
he sounds like steve-o, he caught the steve-o disease
by bochetina November 1, 2022
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landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck
Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022
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monet disease

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.
Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!
by David Jag November 24, 2013
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The Mahomes disease

A serious and very common disease that makes its victims infatuated with Patrick Mahomes.
The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.
by Moneymeech_911 September 19, 2023
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VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease)

When someone gets pink eye (or another other disease) from sharing Virtual Reality HMD (Head Mounted Displays).
Maybe the guy giving 50 different people demos with the new Oculus headset should have used Sanitary Wipes for the eyes. Now we all have a VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease). This is worst then that time the whole football team contracted gonorrhea from that flesh light.
by Burger King Pin April 10, 2015
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