going to jackson

Code word for jacking off.

I'm going to watch porn tonight and then im going to jackson

by coositer April 23, 2009

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Going Hutch

A state of extreme sickness brought upon by the overconsumption of alcoholic beverages, resulting in an inability to continue any function except releasing the contents of one's stomach.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going hutch tonight. MARGARITAS!

by TonyBalogni March 4, 2012

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going to the woods

Going to the woods is the act of licking a women's hairy vagina.

Greg: Im going to the woods tomorrow.

Damien: gross.

by 69yomomma April 25, 2017

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going portugal

Taking a poop outdoors in someone's yard.

Zero is going portugal in the neighbors yard right now!

by phreekk October 4, 2012

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Going Bridal

A state of mass anxiety and confusion encountered by a bride whilst planning a wedding.

Anna's friends found that she was going bridal over the smallest details of her wedding and needed to calm down!

by TheLipstickContessa June 21, 2009

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going globals

the act of getting really drunk and making a lot of noise so everyone knows your drunk, typically followed by a morning where you don't remember anything.

what did you do last night?- Elliott
I was going globals- Alex

by somereallycooldude July 14, 2011

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