your dick is bigger than mine

when someone calls you this, they mean that you don’t got much balls or got no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 1, 2022

your dick is bigger than mine

if you are told this, they mean that you barely have balls or have no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Ok—“
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop!!!”
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 2, 2022

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

More than one way to skin a cow

No one wears cats, but many people wear cows.

Barb's back was up against the wall since all her solutions to fixing her problems were failing. However, she grit her teeth and continued to problem solve, thinking to herself, "There is more than one way to skin a cow."

by Highly educated April 8, 2022

I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.

Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022

bigger than Luke

Bigger than Luke is a popular phrase, often used by regular gym go-ers to describe how no matter how small they are, they are still larger than anyone named Luke.

Bro no.1: "man i'm feeling so small recently, i can't even deadlift 250"
Bro no.2: "yhh but... you're still bigger than Luke, stay strong king"

by Perry The Wapatypus March 9, 2022

Worse than loosing 50/50

Also know as "It's worse than loosing 50/50"
A sentence originating from a game called Genshin Impact, and is used when something is really bad.

Person 1: How bad is it?
Person 2: Worse than loosing 50/50
Person 1: *Gasps in horror*

by Golden Fish of DOOM! March 9, 2022