TOM Senate

"Third of Month" Senate, an emergency senate called after the mandatory two-per-month to discuss an urgent matter.

The terrorist attack forced the President to call a TOM Senate.

by The Tim Nelms April 5, 2005

Tom Bekelaar

The type of person who uses a lanyard for sexual pleasure, and sends nudes from angles which makes their balls look massive, and their penis tiny.

Molly: Hey Christopher get a look at that Tom Bekelaar!
Christopher: Holy crap that lanyard is tied tight around his balls!
Molly: They're going to explode! They seem bigger than someone who'd never had a wank before!

by DO DA DOO DOO January 19, 2015

Tom Belenger

A person who speaks as if he has a peg on his nose, tom belend likes men and is a c tech chad who wears a plastic ring.

person 1: did you hear he asked out jess brooks
person 2: wow what a tom belenger

by Tom Slicked it back September 13, 2021

Tweaking Tom

Inability to leave anything alone, be it electrical, plumbing, cooking, or discussion; even though they are not skilled professionally in the subject.

(1)The TV picture is fine; quit being such a Tweaking Tom! (2) You think you're a Jack-of-all-trades, but you're just a Tweaking Tom!! (3) You have no understanding of the situation; don't be a Tweaking Tom and stay out of it!!!

by Altur-Goldenmean August 22, 2012

Tom Febrer

Bit weird but a great employee, hard worker, takes washing up very seriously and doesn't want to order the eggs royale incase they say no because its too expensive.

Yeh i'd give TOM FEBRER a job

by Tommeeee June 4, 2018

Tom-sense

the word/phrase given to describe the obseen thoughts and/or beliefs people (given the general name Tom) often ponder about. It is used in place of an actual answer, as the questions and thoughts are generally retorical.

is getting a blow job from a vegetarian unethical?
is sucking on meat the same as eating it? hmm thats Tom-sense

by Tom-sense June 2, 2010

It me it tom

It me it Tom is the famous saying from the one and only Tom from The Verse. This can be found on Ambs and els YouTube channel check them out :). It has now caused people from all over the uk to now start there name with “it me...it”

“It me it Tom”
“It me it jtyk”

“It me it Jt is a twat”

by Ifuckingloveewo January 17, 2019