van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024

White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."

Wow, you just got White Vanned.

by Codfisssh November 10, 2019

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 17, 2021

Nathan Van Veen

A savage at bmx street and is is a short guy

“Nathan Van Veen”

“A savage at bmx street and is is a short guy”

by The bloody tomatoes March 30, 2019

allen van hook

The Chosen One, whom has powers beyond humanitys understanding!

Allen Van Hook can fix anything!

by Allen Van Hook April 5, 2015

Van Dick Arrid

A God fearing man who is fearfully and wonderfully made, who kept pursuing Jesus' Christlikeness

Van Dick Arrid is an avid follower of Christ Jesus

by v0ndyke June 8, 2021

dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit

Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van

by Wonky April 28, 2019