Triple-Captain

When a player scores so highly in your fantasy league that you and two mates decide to reward him with a three-on-one show of sexual gratitute

Guy A - I'm so pleased I kept John Stones in my Fantasy League Team - he scored a brace AND kept a clean sheet!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!

by fireman's jam January 20, 2021

triple dagger

The triple dagger is an ancient term, revealed only through esoteric practice. It refers to the principle, the promise and the applied practice of eternal life.

He was so caught up on the eternal moment that he experienced the very edge of the triple dagger.

by Apasmara July 03, 2015

triple 0

When something looks too dope to describe in a real grade. You just got to put triple zero.

That jacket is triple 000 on a scale of 1-10.

by Mr.Essential December 10, 2013

Kentucky Triple Crown

When you have sex with someone’s ex-girlfriend or ex-wife, Mom and Sister.

Did you hear about my best friend, he fucked my mom, then my sister, and rounded out the Kentucky Triple Crown trifecta by hooking up with my ex.

by KYdanman October 30, 2021

triple brownie

when a woman stands on a guy and takes a shit a really big one to.

autumn:hey babe u want a triple brownie.
keegan:idk wat that is but who gives a fuck.hell ya
autmumn:ok(pushing out poop)
keegn:wt the hell are u doing you crazy bitch.AHHHHHHHHHH..STOP IT NOW....EWW

by MONDOBIRD September 30, 2009

Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.

Jesus christ! Triple me timbers!

by Deadpool2203 July 24, 2021

Wendys Triple Stack Special

The sexual result of three heifers being sewn together in a "human centipede" sort of fashion, and then being sandwiched between two fairly large males, usually being the farmer and one of his typically incestive relatives, who then proceed to perform anal and oral sex, on the "meat patties".

So i heard last night Cletus and his nephson Jim Bob went out to the cow barn after a keg of moonshine and finished off the night with a Wendys Triple Stack Special.

by ThtCrazyInjun97 January 04, 2018