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River is so kind
by IAMARYAOK July 20, 2025
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River City Snowie

A method of freebasing methamphetamine when access to clean water and spoons is limited. Residents of lowland housing in River City will use their own semen as solvent to dissolve meth so at to make it liquid enough to inject directly.
Man, the water's been cut off and all of my spoons have been stolen. I'm gonna have to make a River City Snowie of I want this crystal.
by Arther Dunt August 8, 2025
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Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about
Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"
by KnashKash January 13, 2025
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Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
by Recycle champ January 24, 2025
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quicky river

It's when you eat or digest things that give you the runs. Then you wait a couple hours and let it brew in your stomach, you will go to your partner, then you sit on their face as you fart and let your butthole clamp on the tip of their nose.Thats when you will expell all your muddy fluids as you stand up and let it all flush out.
Hey honey I don't feel so well today you wanna try a quicky river?
by Thethreeblueburriots February 2, 2025
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River Peter

When your peter shrinks in size, due to getting wet by water.
We went rafting and we all got river peter
by littleroger February 3, 2025
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Riverring

The Act of Riverring is when you have diarrhea, stand up, and make it flow down your legs
Jacob tried to hold it in, but after a while he started Riverring all over himself
by casualgamefan February 25, 2025
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