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by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
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John was heading home, when he saw Amy, his virgin neighbor from the apartment building, smoking a cigarette by the entrance. She was wearing a tank top and jeans. He suddenly wanted her. As he approached her, she offered him a smoke. He declined her offer, and instead grabbed her roughly by the waist. She dropped her smoke in shock. He stomped it out. “Let’s have some private time, you and me.” She went shy, but agreed. They went into his room, and he locked the door behind them. . John then led Amy into the bedroom. He closed the door behind them. No outsiders; they were alone. Immediately, He pushed her into the wall and started frenching her. She moaned slightly.
John was heading home, when he saw Amy, his virgin neighbor from the apartment building, smoking a cigarette by the entrance. She was wearing a tank top and jeans. He suddenly wanted her. As he approached her, she offered him a smoke. He declined her offer, and instead grabbed her roughly by the waist. She dropped her smoke in shock. He stomped it out. “Let’s have some private time, you and me.” She went shy, but agreed. They went into his room, and he locked the door behind them. . John then led Amy into the bedroom. He closed the door behind them. No outsiders; they were alone. Immediately, He pushed her into the wall and started frenching her. She moaned slightly.
He took off his shirt, then her tank top. She grew much more shy seeing her boobs exposed. He got down and started to suck and gnaw on her tits. She moaned harder. Then he started to bring down her jeans. “Stop, no..” Amy said. John ignored her and brought them all the way down. She had only a tiny bikini covering her pussy now. Amy turned red, but let John continue. He brought down her bottoms, exposing her wet pussy. She sat down on the bed, and spread her legs out reluctantly, and John got down, and started to eat her pussy out. He gnawed and slurped every nook and cranny of her pussy. Amy rolled her head back moaning loudly with pleasure. John kept gnawing on her pussy for five minutes, then brought down his pants, revealing an 11 inch long, 2 inch wide cock— rock-hard and ready to penetrate and tear up Amy’s pussy. Amy grew horny, and begged for his dick to be in her pussy, no longer caring for her virgin status. He answered her prayers and turned her around so that he was on her back. Then, he shoved his large cock into Amy’s wet pussy. He shoved it in until he reached the back of her pussy, or 9 inches in. Amy screamed in pain and pleasure, and came instantly . Her eyes rolled back, as John started thrusting his cock in and out of her, faster and faster. He came in her 5 minutes later. Amy was yelling in pain and pleasure. She gasped for breath. John stopped, and they fell asleep in each others arms. John spooned Amy for parts of the rest of the night.
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he started to bite his lip and open his arms for a hug as i walked closer to him, greeting him – 'hi babe i'm so glad to see you !!', i say eagerly. i'm extremely horny at this point, but i didn't want to open with that. he hugs me, gets up and starts to walk to his room to get the things he's bringing to my house, like his phone charger etc. and i walk in after him telling him how horny i've been all day for him and how i can't wait to get home. he turns back and looks me up and down. 'fuck, me neither' he says as he pushes me down onto his bed and starts making out aggressively with me. he starts to grind his already-hard cock through his pants against my leg while he rubs my clit through my shorts, already moaning as i can feel my face flushing and my pussy throbbing. he kisses down my neck, stops rubbing my clit to pull my shorts down and to pull my shirt and bra up above my boobs. he starts to suck on my nipple gently, sucking it up into his mouth while flicking it with his tounge while groping my other titty that isn't too big to where he can't grab it but just full enough to where one could fit perfectly in his hand. i'm moaning loud already, my face feels like it's about to start bleeding.
he started to bite his lip and open his arms for a hug as i walked closer to him, greeting him – 'hi babe i'm so glad to see you !!', i say eagerly. i'm extremely horny at this point, but i didn't want to open with that. he hugs me, gets up and starts to walk to his room to get the things he's bringing to my house, like his phone charger etc. and i walk in after him telling him how horny i've been all day for him and how i can't wait to get home. he turns back and looks me up and down. 'fuck, me neither' he says as he pushes me down onto his bed and starts making out aggressively with me. he starts to grind his already-hard cock through his pants against my leg while he rubs my clit through my shorts, already moaning as i can feel my face flushing and my pussy throbbing. he kisses down my neck, stops rubbing my clit to pull my shorts down and to pull my shirt and bra up above my boobs. he starts to suck on my nipple gently, sucking it up into his mouth while flicking it with his tounge while groping my other titty that isn't too big to where he can't grab it but just full enough to where one could fit perfectly in his hand. i'm moaning loud already, my face feels like it's about to start bleeding.
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