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straight edge 

Attempt by Mormom kids to make their cult mandated lifestyle seem cool.
If I gotta wear the magic underwear and not drink Coke, then you won't either!
straight edge by jingjong February 15, 2005

straight edge 

the philosophy that one doesn't need alcohol, drugs, and in some cases promiscuous sex in order to function as a human being.
"Hey, you want a drink?"
"No thanks."
"You Straightedge?"
"Yup."

straight edge 

Seong: Hey so how many girls did you hook with at tha party?
Jesse: I don't like girls, im Straight Edge

Rojun: Hey pussies I follow my own rules not sum pussy bitch's idea of how to live life but my own.

Emo Kid: Straight edge 4 life yo!
Regular Person: You are truly a dipshit straight edge is just a phrase for NOT doing something how fucken dumb.

Me: Im going to start a fucken movement for people who choose not to get all A's called D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T.S.
thats my movement so all of you who dont get all A's therefore are following my movement hell yeah you're all dumbshits.

no, really
straight edge by I HATE EMO PUSSIES September 17, 2008

straight 

A markedly unhip, mainstream, square individual. The kind of person who does what they're told, instead of what they WANT.
"That girl is so fucking straight, dude, it's awful."

"Naw. She looks straight but she's actually hella hardcore."
straight by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004

straight gay 

A straight guy with all the attributes of a gay guy ie knows how to dress, spends time on their hair and spends like $40 on face cream. Basically the same as a gay guy without the gay sex. Kinda like a metrosexual. A straight gay must not be confused with a gay straight who is a gay guy with all the attributes of a straight guy i.e drinks beer and watches sports.
straight gay by Ranikno1 August 11, 2004

straight edge 

People within the hardcore/punk culture that claim the straight edge abstain from drugs, drinking, irresponsible sex or sex without love, and often from eating meat, dairy, or both. Occasionally straight edgers will avoid caffeine. Straight edge is a movement credited to Ian MacKaye of 80s hardcore band Minor Threat, who penned the song Straight Edge. Many straight-edgers draw black X’s on their hands to signify their choice — an action that harks back to the late 1970s/early 1980s, when bouncers would draw black X’s on the hands of kids who were underage so that bartenders would know not to serve them alcohol.
Raver: "Nice shoes, let's fuck!"
sXe: "Nah, I'm straight-edge."