Social distancing

To make sure you stay away from slags

Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.

by Theoreticalpsydragon April 4, 2020

social closening

The feeling of having a close relationship to actresses/actors in porn videos in lieu of actual human contact

Since the pandemic started, I’ve been at home practicing social closening.

by Word-maven March 14, 2020

Social media

A word that boomers use to Reference the internet.

In my day we didn’t have any social media. We had sticks.

by Mr.dine June 11, 2020

Social Blocking

People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.

Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking

by Master Of The Dicktionary February 25, 2011

Socially Absorbent

The act of easily picking up others social habits, such as way of speaking and clothing. Some times considered a poser.

When every I talk to certain people I start talking just like them, I guess I'm just socially absorbent.

by ihmjaww March 14, 2011

Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...

"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."

by Mamahipster October 23, 2011

Social Lube

When you groom someone.

John:Did you hear the compliment Dave gave Mike the other day?
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike

by Aludurhage August 5, 2023