brandis smith

brandis smith means the coolest guys out there

girl: who’s that? he seems really cool
guy: oh that’s just brandis smith

by hsixjekzjxz October 30, 2019

Jacob Smith

Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.

Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”

by SeggsHaver3000 January 25, 2022

darrel smith

The Man, the Myth, The Legend

I wish i was as cool as that darrel smith.

by Goovey Like a drive in movie December 13, 2017

D. Luke Smith

Not a small penis… The opposite of a small penis…I mean dear god it is huge… per T.H.

I can’t walk right after the D. Luke Smith!

by TCBWonderwoman March 1, 2025

Will Smith

Slapping someone for a perceived insult

Stop insulting my girlfriend. Don't let me Will Smith you!

by Misha_A April 2, 2022

ally smith

He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
she's a furry little flatfoot,

Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
she's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
she's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the men swoon whenever they hear her sa-a-a-ay
she's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
But you can call her Agent P.
Perry!
I said you can call her Agent P!
All Singers: A-gent-P!

where's ally smith's fedora??

by meepmeep420 May 11, 2019

Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.

In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019