Jizz Slap

When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.
by yaaaaassssaraaap August 11, 2011
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slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis
Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?
by Ryan Seecrest May 01, 2008
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Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.
Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
by LogicLackey October 01, 2009
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Tail Slap

Cinccino's signature move. It's a multi-hit move with the power of 25. With Cinccino's Skill Link or Technician abilities, it can be a really powerful move.
Trainer 1: Cinccino, use Tail Slap!
Trainer 2: No fair! My Arceus is gone!
by Someone of Pokemon May 21, 2011
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schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.
1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
by bluzebrother April 08, 2010
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gouche slap

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.
O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap
by Meesh2001 October 03, 2007
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keyboard slapping

Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.
I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.

When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
by Kusco March 24, 2008
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