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Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.
I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.
by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023
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Off a sick one

Can be used in either a positive or negative context:

Depending on the temperament of the individual using it.

- Most commonly related to the phrase “on a sick one”

- “ off a sick one” means the person/object/or situation you are referring to is extra-ordinary. Or not the normal. Out of the baseline.
“Yo my uncle beat me, he is off a sick one today”

“My roommate bought a 30 rack he is off a sick one.”
by 10E03 October 21, 2025
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sicks

Copulation or sex act between 2 or more people when they are ill.
The couple with the flu was up all night coughing, but had hot and wild sicks anyway.
by BrettieG December 9, 2023
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sick yoga feet

The what? The Rats!

The Food water.

So

So?

What a So

Yeah

The definition is having really really really skinny legs
and then when the food is together with the leg there’s water inside like

then when you stand like this, you stand like this

no that’s it thank you
He really had some nasty “Yoga Feet”

I went to yoga this morning and I thought I was gonna have the most peaceful hour of lent life which i needed
and when i entered the room ai saw two bobbly wobbly doubly “sick yoga feet”
and it turned my world upside down.
by Rockette Morton June 23, 2024
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Here Comes Sickness

Heh

Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Shaking her hips
Like she's some kinda treat
All the neighborhood dogs
Licking at her feet
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Yeah
Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
When she comes to my house
I hope she don't knock
All the neighborhood dogs
Sniffing at her crotch
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

There goes sickness
In my daddy's car
Good riddance to the both of you
I hope you go far
All the neighborhood dogs
Should be drunk in the bar
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
In my daddy's car
by Death Menace July 23, 2023
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Sick Dick

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant
Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on
by PEENLOVER123ee April 29, 2019
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store sick

Feeling tired, dizzy, exhausted, etc. while shopping for clothing.
I was feeling store sick while shopping for clothes.
by Slurpits November 25, 2016
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