everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.
Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.
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This picture of me has a very high swag count!
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This picture of me has a very high swag count!
by little kbaybay January 1, 2012
Get the swag count mug.A person who is very swag or swaggy, regardless of age, gender, height or name. An utmost compliment of high respect.
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Get the Sir Swag mug.by Uncle Rimjob August 7, 2021
Get the infamy swag mug.A state of pure epicness and PWNage! Only a few select people on earth can harness swag 2012. Swag 2012 guarantees the person who has it endless no-scopes and ROFL-inducing rage comics!
Example:
person 1: "Yo, that was epic! How did you hit that no-scope?"
person 2: "swag 2012"
person 1: "oMG that's so awesome and epic! I wish I had swag 2012!"
person 1: "Yo, that was epic! How did you hit that no-scope?"
person 2: "swag 2012"
person 1: "oMG that's so awesome and epic! I wish I had swag 2012!"
by batmys September 12, 2022
Get the swag 2012 mug.A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.
by Wamz705 April 18, 2016
Get the Swag Mackerel mug.1. (Noun) Swagger related to being a complete boss at solving puzzles.
2. (Noun) The highest status of puzzle solver that no one can compare to.
2. (Noun) The highest status of puzzle solver that no one can compare to.
by n8mar July 23, 2012
Get the Puzzle Swag mug.hes a homeless hobo who lives under a bridge he sucks and thinks hes strong when half the time he cant get out of bed
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