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Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.
Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!
by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018
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Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea
When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide
by SPART323 May 6, 2024
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Slide off

A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.
I was with my slide off when wifey called and I had to stop out for a minute.
by Professor Dan February 20, 2018
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bun sliding

Common in Utah and Idaho, a sex act which consists of the male sliding his penis between his girl’s butt cheeks without penetrating her vagina or anus.
Rita: Dude, no more bun sliding, stick it in.

Dude: I don’t do premarital sex.
by stuartc1 October 28, 2021
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sCOOTy slIde anD prIdE

when one trikes AA SHIT ON SOMEONES BAVCK AND HLAZES IT WITH NUT
MAN THAT sCOOTy slIde anD prIdE WAS THE GREATEST RELEASE I FELT IN AGES, HE REALLY KNEW HOW TO SLIDE.
by 43246463543.5 January 4, 2024
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Mud-slide sandwich

when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.
I took a massive shit and decided to do a Mud-slide sandwich with my husband instead of wiping
by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020
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skip and slide

when one skips school and instead plays on the slide and slide.
oh wow! she must have had so much fun missing 6th period playing on the skip and slide in her front yard.
by kurahh April 15, 2011
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