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Robert lalain

Someone who bitches about madden 24/7 about every possible reason why he loses.
Someone who comes up with every excuse possible is a “Robert lalain” bert
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Robert

A guy with such a big cock, he will destroy the whole universe if he jacks off
Oh my god, he is a Robert, im amazed.
by Palomita222 March 24, 2021
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Robert

Our holy lord and savior with a nicely sized cock.
Robert is life. Robert is God.
by SarahConnorSara305 November 22, 2021
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Robert

Robert is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s funny and charming. He will take your breathe away. If you meet a Robert you better keep him in your life because he will take care of you like no other. The only downside of Robert is he needs help with his outfits
Hey i met a guy named robert yesterday
You know what they say about roberts, they are a catch!
by A N D R E A 1 June 8, 2023
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Robert

THATS MY REAL NAME AND WHY YOU SEARCH THIS
MY FULL NAME IS ROBERT SANTOS DAIM AND WHY WHOLDE YOU SHEACH THIS
by Octopusy Word Creater! November 11, 2022
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Robert Baker

A half black half Italian guy. He’s short but he plays hockey as a goalie. Based on this description, he doesn’t sound like a real person. But what’s even more unreal is how fine he is 😍
Everyone loves Robert Baker
I made out with Robert Baker
by Arsenal47 August 10, 2022
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Robert and Evelyn

Everyone envies the bond these two have with eachother, they have so much in common and they have a unique sense of humor that very few people are worthy enough to think their jokes are funny, i cannot express how alike they are

in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
Robert and Evelyn are cute together =)
by YaKnoFoSho February 6, 2022
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