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The river Mekong

Referring to a substantial amount of liquid or can also be used when an individual has excess verbal communication with another; often preformed in a irritating manner
Dude 1: “I had such bad diarrhoea yesterday it was like the river Mekong”
Dude 2: “shut up dude, you’ve been spewing out the river Mekong for the last ten minutes”
by spaghater3000 October 17, 2023
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rivers cuomo

1. a singer for the pop-rock band weezer
2. a guy obsessed with japan and asian girls in general
person 1: dude weezer is so good
person 2: yes, especially rivers

person 1: omg i love japan
person 2: you are such a rivers cuomo!
by foxy_6471 March 10, 2024
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Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'
T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.
by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021
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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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cum me a river

to cum a river
oi ringo m8 cum me a river
by cum n cocaine aka sam September 10, 2021
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River Dragon

When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.
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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!
by The guy1980 March 8, 2024
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River

legit the best person ever, can and will take a joke too far but very lovable so you can't get mad for it. the funniest person ever and will probably be single for life but she'll have so many friends to make up for it.
"Oh, there's River! She's so cool!"
by ricketrocket October 25, 2022
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