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Professional drunk

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
Dude can u r such a professional drunk!
by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019
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Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.
"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"
by bscaller September 23, 2019
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profucktive

I'm having a really profucktive day today!
by emilyadelfish September 25, 2019
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Professional Ghosting

1. (noun)- A situation when customer service, job recruiters, sales people and any organization whose job is to provide a professional and timely response, do not reply to their customer's communication and do so continuously without any justifiable reason. Generally, the customer or second party has much at stake in continuing the conversation.

2. (verb) : The act of consciously avoiding professional communication with anther party in situation where fear, laziness, disregard, contempt, or other negative reasons create a non-response. Subsequently, time and money was lost by either party.

Also: (noun) "Professional Ghoster"
Job Recruiter 1 - "Hey, what's up with the Professional Ghosting on all those job seekers?"
Job Recruiter 2 - "Eh, don't worry. They are the ones that need the jobs. They'll call back - he he he."
by PenguinMeat September 27, 2019
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Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.
by nolandc October 4, 2019
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Profess

To tell someone your live for hem
I will now profess my love to you
by THE MAN WHO October 17, 2019
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Profine

Sally: (has a “B” in school)
Sally’s mom: “That very profine”
by Eliadealex November 30, 2019
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