Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020
Get the Pre-Algebramug. Person 1: Dude, Carl looks constipated.
Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.
Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.
by zach"Icantbehere" May 28, 2011
Get the Pre-blowingmug. Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.
Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.
by Mister Crapaud January 21, 2024
Get the Pre-parental anxietymug. Verb. Or Noun. Whatever.
A term used by improvisers (those who perfrom improv/improvisation), to describe the act of improvising material at any time prior to the actual performance (bad), or planning how the performance of improvised material plays out (worse). In either case, pre-prov-ing (pre-provving?) renders the pre-prov-ed (pre-provved?) material un-improvisable, and thus null, void, and unapproachable to any good sport of a good improviser. Improv practice is intentional pre-prov, in order to practice skills and techniques. When just joking around, yes, unintentional pre-prov happens, and though often funny, may present a major bummer to any good sport of a good improviser. Though often adaptable to create quality, finalized, REHEARSED material (i.e., a practiced comedy sketch, a polished song), what is pre-prov-ed/pre-provved can never be performed as true improv (without involving memory loss, that is).
Note: What one performer pre-provs may still be original to another, and still qualify as improv, providing that the second performer did not know of the first's pre-prov bummer.
A term used by improvisers (those who perfrom improv/improvisation), to describe the act of improvising material at any time prior to the actual performance (bad), or planning how the performance of improvised material plays out (worse). In either case, pre-prov-ing (pre-provving?) renders the pre-prov-ed (pre-provved?) material un-improvisable, and thus null, void, and unapproachable to any good sport of a good improviser. Improv practice is intentional pre-prov, in order to practice skills and techniques. When just joking around, yes, unintentional pre-prov happens, and though often funny, may present a major bummer to any good sport of a good improviser. Though often adaptable to create quality, finalized, REHEARSED material (i.e., a practiced comedy sketch, a polished song), what is pre-prov-ed/pre-provved can never be performed as true improv (without involving memory loss, that is).
Note: What one performer pre-provs may still be original to another, and still qualify as improv, providing that the second performer did not know of the first's pre-prov bummer.
Y'know those U-shaped neck pillows? They're so funny. Two or three separate times my mom and I have gone into hard-core Object Freeze using them - we must have come up with close to 30 different ideas. But, to me it's such a bummer because now, I know that just about everything I can think up for those U-shaped neck pillows is pre-prov and not true improv.
by Yours Truly Benchley October 20, 2008
Get the pre-provmug. by Rozanina March 15, 2019
Get the Pre-datingmug. A ridiculously stupid person who may or may not have mental disabilities. Originating from PREMATURE.
by Sacredalien June 19, 2023
Get the Pre-premug. The need/anticipation for penetration and/or the excitement to be "dicked down" by an appealing individual thats been leading you on all night.
"Giiiiiiiiirl! That dark chocolate man been giving me that pre-weiner all night. I can't wait to get back to his mom's house"
-Adverb- "This fuck boy been pre-weining me all night."
-Verb- "Hey dude, two tequilas, I'm about the pre-wein tf out this ho"
-Adverb- "This fuck boy been pre-weining me all night."
-Verb- "Hey dude, two tequilas, I'm about the pre-wein tf out this ho"
by Straight_wasteD June 27, 2023
Get the Pre-Weinermug.